Today marks the two-week point of the Epic European Journey and I find myself in the cushy lobby of our hotel in Naples. Because this lovely Mediterranean city is known affectionately as the Crime Capitol of Italy, Shannon and I opted for a safe, central hotel as opposed to the many other somewhat-more-sketchy options for housing.
Besides the safety factor, it has felt incredible to have a single bed to sleep in multiple nights in a row. Having a constant home base to return to as we adventure about, one where we are not limited in sleeping hours or ever-changing roommates, is quite welcome. In addition this certain hotel has an insane terrace looking over the bay of Naples to Mount Vesuvius, upon which a truly decadent complimentary breakfast is served every morning. We've taken to stocking up on free (O, how I love the sound of that word!) fruit, yogurt, marmalade cake, croissants, tea, and fresh-baked Italian pastries with unpronounceable names.
We rolled in to this city late late late on Thursday night, having sadly flown out of Marseille and hopping a train from our landing in Rome to Italy's third city. We saw just enough of Rome on our stopover to get scalped on some pizza that was worth it, sit in a Roman square where we were hit on by passersby and overshadowed by ornate atlases and cartydids, and see the hippodrome as we flew over. Our train between the two was predictably late and sketchy, the only way for an Italian train to be (no thanks to Benito Mussolini, whose regime had lasting impact only in the latter attribute and not the former). Salesmen wandered between the cars, shoving sleep masks and wilted roses under our tired faces until we made enough grousing noises to head them off to another cluster of seats.
The Italian countryside was pitch dark and thus we were unable to see much of it until the following morning when we threw open the curtains of our eighth-story room to reveal the aforementioned panorama of Vesuvius, volcanic farmlands, red-tiled roofs, majestic domed churches and a few very imposing castle-type things jutting out into the bay. We had learned the night before, much to our extreme delight, that the final races in the America's Cup world series would be taking place that day on the bay. America's Cup is a serialized sailing race that is run yearly on the seas of the world, belying its name. Teams of five sailors maneuver their ultra-light multi-hulled boats around a rather intricate course, with the wind tipping them nearly on beam-ends and making it one heck of a spectator sport. After our leisurely breakfast, we made our way through the city to find he boardwalk and a spot for the race.
I can't begin to do justice to Naples without pictures. Though it is reportedly the dirtiest city in Europe, behind the piles of trash and destroyed masonry lurk fantastic buildings from every style between now and the Romans. It has its share of renaissance churches and baroque storefronts, intricate gated villas and massive buildings that once served as bishops' palaces/arsenals/bureaucratic edifices of state/pretty much anything else. I purposely stay far afield of Italian history because it tends to be one of those subjects that scholars care about much too much; I once ran across a multi-volume debate between some of the brightest minds in the discipline arguing over the merit of the calves on a statue of Hercules housed, consequently, in the Naples Museum of Archeology. One scholar thought that these calves were ideal pieces of art while another opined that the tendons were too prominent by half; a third submitted that their structure was too massive and were an outrage against the tradition of perfect Italian sculpture. Even Goethe weighed in on the negative side, and when Goethe writes about something you know it's a big deal. Anyway, that kind of significance attached to a pair of marble calves unnerves the historian in me and makes me fear for what scholars of Italian history might do when given the significance of a battle, a king, a technological discovery of note. If there exists that volume and pitch of research and drama about a pair of calves, what might they do with something ha actually matters? Most likely beat it to death and expect everyone to know why, i'd wager.
But I digress! I meant to say, before the controversial calves interlude, that Naples was so fascinating and beautiful as to arrest my interest and make me want to know more, despite my aversion to its national past.
One extremely impressive sight all throughout the city is the abundance of gallerias (covered markets with vast, echoing interiors and magnificent decoration) that spring out of city blocks like camouflaged elephants. One minute you're strolling down the street, eating some stracchiatella gelato and musing over which sailboat has the right of way when they share a tack (the windward one, obviously) when you run smack-dab into a five-story behemoth of filigree and glass, with wee angels skipping about above your head and peaceful tile horses grazing across a mosaic below your feet. You weren't looking for this massive structure, per se, but now that you've seen it you'll be recognizing them left and right for the rest of your time in the city. Much like those elephants I mentioned before, you realize that they were not hidden very well at all, as such a large entity is difficult to conceal, and that these huge lovely things are quite obviously prevalent despite the attempts a few city planners to disguise them with the rest of the storefronts.
At any rate, we wandered this incredible city for most of our first morning there, getting our bearings and being endlessly bombarded by street vendors and random Neapolitans to buy things, take photos with them, go into their places of business, marry them... Overall, i would say that Italians (or, Neapolitans at least) are exponentially more friendly than their Gallic brethren. Besides that fact Naples could almost be mistaken for Marseille in some regards. They share general plans of architecture and climate, and the culture is dictated by proximity to the Mediterranean more than by national affiliation. Sometimes the only noticeable difference was the exchange of rues for vias, patisseries for patisserias, and bonjour for boun jiorno. But going back to the people, we made a surprising number of friends who just wanted to shoot the breeze for a while, a new feature of this country when compared to others.
After lunch (in the native city of pizza, it was only natural that we eat it) we took off for the waterfront and, after perusing the impressive dockside display of America's Cup swag, found a comfy seawall to sit on and watch the race. It was absolutely mesmerizing to watch the teams of sailors, hardly visible across wind-chopped waves, run across their boats and back again, cranking at sails and leaning to counterbalance the tilt of the vessel. Sailing is a notoriously difficult sport to watch from shore and I felt rather like this for the better part of the race:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bngGgqdtVg
That evening, we cruised one if the swanky club districts but did not go clubbing at all.
The next morning we ventured to the other half of the city, with our sights set on the Museum of Archeology, the Botanical Garden, catacombs, and Saint Chiara's monastery and church. We had to go leaping down a few winding, cobbled streets no wider than my kneecap at some points, often sharing these byways with speeding vespas and/or shouting storekeepers. This detouring allowed us some spectacular views of the city and access to some exceptional hidden gelaterias. We eventually made our way to the museum, which had an impressive collection of statuary and artifacts from those illustrious years before Christ, and were summarily followed by a docent who didn't want us putting our unclean American paws on the time-honored toe of some Hercules or Laocoon. Docent aside it was a phenomenal display of art and history and the portrait hall at the top of the museum had the single most ridiculously spectacular fresco that I have ever had the pleasure of seeing. It made the ceiling look ornately carved, whereby in reality it was merely painted. As Shannon opined, it must have been a Renaissance version of a very bad drug trip.
I could probably have stared up at it for an age or more, but it was too fair a day to spend wandering the halls of a gallery at length. Our stops at the botanical gardens and catacombs, however, were summarily truncated when both were found to be closed. Closed! On a saturday in April! I had never seen the like. Only in Naples would this happen.
At any rate we did get to wander the impressive grounds of Saint Chiara's before heading back into the main part of town. It is a complex and intricate religious center and peers over the rest of the city with as much grace as a building can. We caught dinner at a lovely streetside pizzeria with a very creepy waiter who would not cease and desist in staring into my eyes for protracted periods of time whilst pouring our drinks or bringing out our pizza. Which brings me to the next point in this post:
Naples was sketchy.
Now that we have a few countries between my back and the sunny streets of Napoli I can safely and without bias pass judgment on it. My judgment is this: while beautiful, there were certainly a few things about Naples that made it shiftier, darker, less certain than the other cities we have so far graced with our presence.
An illustrative anecdote, you demand? Why, it would be my pleasure. The moral of the story is that we came out alive, with only minimal damage sustained to our confidence. The climax of the story comes with our dashing escape from a restaurant with a creeper mounted on a vespa and a smitten waiter in hot pursuit. Frankly the general impression of sketchiness came from the (large) number of men who shouted at us, followed us, or tried to coerce us into going places we wished not to go. shannon and I handled ourselves extremely well given the sheer temerity of these people but it made for a number of experiences I would prefer not to repeat. At one point we were trying to make our way towards a plaza that had been highly recommended as a place for evening entertainment. We asked the receptionist at the hotel just how one would best walk to the piazza Bellini, only ten minutes distant from the hotel doorstep.
The receptionist blanched.
"you cannot walk to the piazza Bellini!" she cried. "You are two young ladies! It is not safe for you to walk!"
The receptionist ripped a map off of her notepad of maps and drew for us circles around the parts of the city that were dangerous, crimeridden, hazardous, verboten. Sure enough, it seemed we could not get to Bellini without chancing our luck with the Camorra, drug dealers, gangsters, or all three.
We ended up going back to the waterfront and partaking in the concert and dance being given by the America's Cup sponsors, which was lovely, but the specter of almost having wandered, blissfully ignorant, into a veritable pit of snakes was haunting.
Which had me come to a conclusion as I was lying awake Saturday night.
I had planned to spend Sunday making a pilgrimage to the shrine of Saint Philomena, my patron saint. I had it all planned out: find the Napoli train station, railroad to Baiano, transfer to a blue bus at 10:30, hike the last half hour to the sanctuary and reach it in time for mass. It was, in fact, the reason that I chose Naples as the Italian stop on this trip. It was to be the highlight of Eurotrip 2013, one for the record books, a proper pilgrimage.
But I chickened out.
Collioure, my last pilgrimage, had been different. In France I could speak with the locals and read my train tickets. I could always use the Mediterranean as an easy landmark in the case of a dearth of maps and there was no clear and present danger from organized crime or overly flirtatious men. In Italy it was all quite different: getting lost, getting taken, and getting seriously crept on were all likely eventualities. Also, I speak no Italian whatsoever. When I looked at the map given us by the receptionist, the train station was strait ahead through at least two of the no-go zones.
So I chickened out.
One day I will return to Naples, one day when I am old enough to rent a car and do this pilgrimage thing right. On a day when I am twenty-five and can speak a decent hello/excuse me/thank you in Italian and not depend upon the kindness of strangers to get from point a to point b I will finally make it to the tiny hill town of Mugnano del Cardinale.
That day did not come during this trip.
Thus, I did not spend my Sunday afternoon running around the hills of Avellino. Instead we had our last day in Naples and spent it perusing street fairs, visiting churches, readying for the next stops on our journey, and viewing the final race and awards ceremony for America's Cup. Really, we could not have timed our stay in Naples better for seeing all there is to see of world-class sailboat racing, which I suppose is a sop to my wounded expectations for Southern Italy adventures.
Overall, Naples was stunning, full of surprises and daring escapes, and had incredible food to rival even that of France. I have vowed to return someday to do what I came to do in the first place, and the mountains, shrines, villas, blue sea, pizza margherita, gelato, ships, fountains, and limoncello can wait for me. After all, many of these things have hung around down on the ankle of the boot since pre-Roman times; they're not going anywhere.
On Monday we woke up as the sun rose over Vesuvius and hurried to our airport car... In a clear downpour. Looking out over the city one would never guess that it was raining sheets, but we were drenched by the time we reached the shelter of the backseat. The sky was light with new sun and not a cloud darkened the horizon, but somehow we left Naples in a sun shower that soaked the red-tile roofs and washed the piles of garbage away.
Classic Naples, classic. Only in this city of both beauty and crime, blessed antiquities and mountains of refuse would the sun rain down on us as a goodbye.
Monday, April 29, 2013
Sunday, April 21, 2013
Marseille fer Days
(Editor's note: I realized with a jolt today that there was a hideous white background on the last posting of this chapter in the Irelandiary. I have jumped through a few hoops to resolve the issue and hope that this will look a bit better).
We woke up to the usual Paris downpour Friday morning, put an egg in our shoe, and beat it.
After a tense hour hopping metro after metro to reach le Gare de Lyon, we boarded our Southbound train in true wagon wheel style. As usual, i fell into a comatose state, drooling over Frank McCourt's Angela's Ashes, and only awoke when the light of the sun over Avignon touched my face.
WOW.
If I were an antipope, I would want to chill in Avignon too.
The thin corridor of South France I saw from the windows of the bullet train was ripped straight from the pages of a fairytale. Vineyards bursting with blooms and flowering lavender fields sped by next to pure white cattle, happily cropping grass almost so green as to rival that of Ireland. Almost, but not quite. Even the swollen, floody rivers looked serene and perfect, welcoming to a princess or a unicorn who might want to go for a picturesque paddle.
Avignon, crowned with a castle-like cathedral and a cape of tile-roofed houses, was equally unreal. By the time we rolled into Marseille I was itching to feel the sun full on my face and go running through a field of flowers.
Instead of flowers I got sugary soft sand and crashing clear waves. the Mediterranean is insanely clean this time of year, more like a mountain lake a few thousand feet above sea level than a proper salt water body. We found a cheap, Bohemian hostel for pocket change along Vieux Porte and switched out of our heavy Paris woolens. I hadn't been warm for upwards of three months so the sun and the salt breeze, cool though it was, felt like heaven.
We have been in Marseille for four whole days since then, and they've been utter bliss. Marseille has officially stolen my heart. It is centered around a narrow harbor that is home to a thick forest of sailboat masts. Yachts and ships and dashy cigarette boats are perennially cruising the water and the sea outside of its mouth is always dotted with the snowcapped peaks of set sails. People in Marseille take the French custom of eating long to an entirely new level; dinner takes place on one of the hundreds of patios throughout the city's squares, starting no earlier than eight o'clock and going until eleven or later. It's a relaxed, easy-going city where wandering opera singers serenade you from the edges of gurgling fountains and the locals think nothing of taking a day off to sunbathe off of one of the myriad piers that stretch into the perfect blue water.
One remarkable aspect of Marseille is the lack of English. While many tourists from other parts of France as well as Italy, Spain, Lithuania, and Russia have made their niche there, the anglophones seem to have bypassed it entirely. The only fluent speakers we've encountered have been:
A couple of our friends from Cork, who got lost on their way to Florence and wound up in Marseille
A old British sea captain who befriended our group of Cork Americans and bought us drinks for our language skills
Various though sparse waiters, tourist office workers, and transportation officials
The radio. France loves Macklemore as much as the rest of the world, obviously.
Other than that, the widespread use of English signage and language was left behind in Paris. Sometimes we go entire days without speaking to other people in English. It is a strange and wonderful circumstance, although my French skills hardly hold up.
The Saturday after our arrival we took in the city, buying fruit at a street market and eating it with our feet in the sea. Street fairs and buskers line the harbor and there seems to always be some variety of music. Notre Dame de la Garde is Marseille's stunning basilica; it sits high on a hill overlooking the city, crowned with a massive golden figure of Our Lady. The walk up to it will steal the lungs right out of you but is worth every gasping step up the vertical mountain for the view from the top and the fantastic interior. Tall ships in miniature are suspended from the ceiling and glowing gold mosaics depicting storms at sea sit behind the altar. There are small chapels to the souls of a thousand drowned sailors (I am beginning to sense that this is a theme of this blog) flickering with votive candles. It is absolutely majestic, and has a creditable crypt. On this day we also saw the Marseilloise maritime museum (with many fascinating old nautical devices and more thousand drowned sailor memorials) and walked up to the Pharo, a lovely castle/fort thing with a tower and a strange statue of a man playing the tambourine while fighting off a pair of gamboling bear cubs.
Sunday I went to mass at Notre Dame de la Garde, which meant another intense hill-climb. If i am ever at leisure to do so I will move to Marseille and go to daily mass at N.D. De la Garde. Eventually, from the daily exertion of the hill climb, I will develop the musculature of the incredible hulk. Not only will I be praying a whole lot but I will have the sort of legs that bust out of skinny jeans when I get mad. FIT.
After mass we hopped on a bus and rode it to the end of the line, to Les Calanques, a series of amazing cliffs, coves, beaches, and crags just East of the city. These massive limestone crags are ideal for hiking and we went on a nice, long trek to the top and back before finding a rocky cove where the locals had all come to sunbathe. The water was icy and a bit cool for swimming but soaking in the awe-inspiring scenery and fresh air made up for the fact. The terrain was rugged and my Timberland boots got a good workout, and I myself have developed a deep suntan. We spent all day bouldering and photographing incredible cliffside vistas and returned to Marseille late and altogether quite frittered. Still, we treated our famished selves to a classic Provence patio supper complete with an odd berry soup for dessert that was one of the best things I have ever had the pleasure of consuming.
Monday we made tracks for the harbor and boarded a ferry to Ile d'If. Anyone mildly familiar with the stupendous doorstopper of a novel called The Count of Monte Cristo will recognize this name as the rocky, desolate hellhole housing the Chateau d'If, an island jail for French political prisoners where our hero Edmond Dantes is imprisoned early on in the novel so that scheming Fernand Mondego can steal his fiancee, the lovely Mercedes, from under his nose. Alexandre Dumas, the author of said brilliant novel, made no bones about the horrific nature of the isolated If, but from the coast of Marseille it looks like a fairly pleasant place. Indeed, after a twenty-minute cruise over sapphire seas we bumped up against its much-decried pier and piled off onto its echoing cobbled walkways. I kept waiting for howling prisoner ghosts in clanking chains to ruin the brilliant blue skies and flower gardens bursting with poppies that cover the isle, but those ghosts never came. Compared to the Cork jail, or even the State Penitentiary where I gave tours last summer, the cells were all kinds of cushy with fireplaces and big windows. I would pick a sentence on d'If any day if it came down to it.
It turned out that I would get my chance to break some laws and chance jail sooner than I may have thought. After oohing and aahing over If's beauty and literary significance for a while we hopped on a passing boat. Hoping to get back to Marseille and food to quiet our garrulous stomachs, we were somewhat alarmed when the boat ploughed off into the salty deep and mists. When the maritime haze cleared it became apparent that the boat was bound for Les Friouls, a pair of secluded harbor islands beyond If. Our cursory study of the literature told us that there were beaches and a charming small town (presumably with food) somewhere on Les Friouls; was it worth it to chance disembarking there to avoid the cold hour's ride back to the mainland?
Fortune favors the bold, one might say, and we boldly strolled off the boat when it docked in Frioul town, hoping that we could also bold-stroll our way back to Marseille. Our rebellion was instantly rewarded by the appearance of a creperie and a pebble path leading to a dramatic cliff walk, beaches, and a mysterious structure called Fort Brigantine. We spent the rest of the day running about on the islands, startling nesting seagulls who loomed out of the abundant flowers in the most alarming manner. The fort turned out to be an abandoned villa of sorts, perfect for exploring and watching sailboats tack about in the sea beyond. Through the art of deception and acting cool we bold-strolled our way onto a boat and were back in Marseille before dark.
Tuesday I made a curtailed attempt to reach the tiny Catalonian town of Collioure, a story to be detailed at a later time in another blog post. After I returned from my early morning jaunt to the train station across town we set off to further discover Marseille, eating one-euro strawberries on le plage Malmosques and seeing the Port d'Orient, a majestic statue marking, for all intents and purposes, the gateway out of the Western world. We took it fairly easy, having walked our feet off the two days before.
Wednesday I finally made my pilgrimage to Collioure (an epic tale of late trains, vast vineyards, and kind old prizefighters that I will save for another day) and today, Thursday, we hopped a flight for Naples. I was quite saddened to see Marseille drop away into the maritime mists this afternoon, having left a sizeable chunk of my heart there, but I won't complain; the world awaits!
We woke up to the usual Paris downpour Friday morning, put an egg in our shoe, and beat it.
After a tense hour hopping metro after metro to reach le Gare de Lyon, we boarded our Southbound train in true wagon wheel style. As usual, i fell into a comatose state, drooling over Frank McCourt's Angela's Ashes, and only awoke when the light of the sun over Avignon touched my face.
WOW.
If I were an antipope, I would want to chill in Avignon too.
The thin corridor of South France I saw from the windows of the bullet train was ripped straight from the pages of a fairytale. Vineyards bursting with blooms and flowering lavender fields sped by next to pure white cattle, happily cropping grass almost so green as to rival that of Ireland. Almost, but not quite. Even the swollen, floody rivers looked serene and perfect, welcoming to a princess or a unicorn who might want to go for a picturesque paddle.
Avignon, crowned with a castle-like cathedral and a cape of tile-roofed houses, was equally unreal. By the time we rolled into Marseille I was itching to feel the sun full on my face and go running through a field of flowers.
Instead of flowers I got sugary soft sand and crashing clear waves. the Mediterranean is insanely clean this time of year, more like a mountain lake a few thousand feet above sea level than a proper salt water body. We found a cheap, Bohemian hostel for pocket change along Vieux Porte and switched out of our heavy Paris woolens. I hadn't been warm for upwards of three months so the sun and the salt breeze, cool though it was, felt like heaven.
We have been in Marseille for four whole days since then, and they've been utter bliss. Marseille has officially stolen my heart. It is centered around a narrow harbor that is home to a thick forest of sailboat masts. Yachts and ships and dashy cigarette boats are perennially cruising the water and the sea outside of its mouth is always dotted with the snowcapped peaks of set sails. People in Marseille take the French custom of eating long to an entirely new level; dinner takes place on one of the hundreds of patios throughout the city's squares, starting no earlier than eight o'clock and going until eleven or later. It's a relaxed, easy-going city where wandering opera singers serenade you from the edges of gurgling fountains and the locals think nothing of taking a day off to sunbathe off of one of the myriad piers that stretch into the perfect blue water.
One remarkable aspect of Marseille is the lack of English. While many tourists from other parts of France as well as Italy, Spain, Lithuania, and Russia have made their niche there, the anglophones seem to have bypassed it entirely. The only fluent speakers we've encountered have been:
A couple of our friends from Cork, who got lost on their way to Florence and wound up in Marseille
A old British sea captain who befriended our group of Cork Americans and bought us drinks for our language skills
Various though sparse waiters, tourist office workers, and transportation officials
The radio. France loves Macklemore as much as the rest of the world, obviously.
Other than that, the widespread use of English signage and language was left behind in Paris. Sometimes we go entire days without speaking to other people in English. It is a strange and wonderful circumstance, although my French skills hardly hold up.
The Saturday after our arrival we took in the city, buying fruit at a street market and eating it with our feet in the sea. Street fairs and buskers line the harbor and there seems to always be some variety of music. Notre Dame de la Garde is Marseille's stunning basilica; it sits high on a hill overlooking the city, crowned with a massive golden figure of Our Lady. The walk up to it will steal the lungs right out of you but is worth every gasping step up the vertical mountain for the view from the top and the fantastic interior. Tall ships in miniature are suspended from the ceiling and glowing gold mosaics depicting storms at sea sit behind the altar. There are small chapels to the souls of a thousand drowned sailors (I am beginning to sense that this is a theme of this blog) flickering with votive candles. It is absolutely majestic, and has a creditable crypt. On this day we also saw the Marseilloise maritime museum (with many fascinating old nautical devices and more thousand drowned sailor memorials) and walked up to the Pharo, a lovely castle/fort thing with a tower and a strange statue of a man playing the tambourine while fighting off a pair of gamboling bear cubs.
Sunday I went to mass at Notre Dame de la Garde, which meant another intense hill-climb. If i am ever at leisure to do so I will move to Marseille and go to daily mass at N.D. De la Garde. Eventually, from the daily exertion of the hill climb, I will develop the musculature of the incredible hulk. Not only will I be praying a whole lot but I will have the sort of legs that bust out of skinny jeans when I get mad. FIT.
After mass we hopped on a bus and rode it to the end of the line, to Les Calanques, a series of amazing cliffs, coves, beaches, and crags just East of the city. These massive limestone crags are ideal for hiking and we went on a nice, long trek to the top and back before finding a rocky cove where the locals had all come to sunbathe. The water was icy and a bit cool for swimming but soaking in the awe-inspiring scenery and fresh air made up for the fact. The terrain was rugged and my Timberland boots got a good workout, and I myself have developed a deep suntan. We spent all day bouldering and photographing incredible cliffside vistas and returned to Marseille late and altogether quite frittered. Still, we treated our famished selves to a classic Provence patio supper complete with an odd berry soup for dessert that was one of the best things I have ever had the pleasure of consuming.
Monday we made tracks for the harbor and boarded a ferry to Ile d'If. Anyone mildly familiar with the stupendous doorstopper of a novel called The Count of Monte Cristo will recognize this name as the rocky, desolate hellhole housing the Chateau d'If, an island jail for French political prisoners where our hero Edmond Dantes is imprisoned early on in the novel so that scheming Fernand Mondego can steal his fiancee, the lovely Mercedes, from under his nose. Alexandre Dumas, the author of said brilliant novel, made no bones about the horrific nature of the isolated If, but from the coast of Marseille it looks like a fairly pleasant place. Indeed, after a twenty-minute cruise over sapphire seas we bumped up against its much-decried pier and piled off onto its echoing cobbled walkways. I kept waiting for howling prisoner ghosts in clanking chains to ruin the brilliant blue skies and flower gardens bursting with poppies that cover the isle, but those ghosts never came. Compared to the Cork jail, or even the State Penitentiary where I gave tours last summer, the cells were all kinds of cushy with fireplaces and big windows. I would pick a sentence on d'If any day if it came down to it.
It turned out that I would get my chance to break some laws and chance jail sooner than I may have thought. After oohing and aahing over If's beauty and literary significance for a while we hopped on a passing boat. Hoping to get back to Marseille and food to quiet our garrulous stomachs, we were somewhat alarmed when the boat ploughed off into the salty deep and mists. When the maritime haze cleared it became apparent that the boat was bound for Les Friouls, a pair of secluded harbor islands beyond If. Our cursory study of the literature told us that there were beaches and a charming small town (presumably with food) somewhere on Les Friouls; was it worth it to chance disembarking there to avoid the cold hour's ride back to the mainland?
Fortune favors the bold, one might say, and we boldly strolled off the boat when it docked in Frioul town, hoping that we could also bold-stroll our way back to Marseille. Our rebellion was instantly rewarded by the appearance of a creperie and a pebble path leading to a dramatic cliff walk, beaches, and a mysterious structure called Fort Brigantine. We spent the rest of the day running about on the islands, startling nesting seagulls who loomed out of the abundant flowers in the most alarming manner. The fort turned out to be an abandoned villa of sorts, perfect for exploring and watching sailboats tack about in the sea beyond. Through the art of deception and acting cool we bold-strolled our way onto a boat and were back in Marseille before dark.
Tuesday I made a curtailed attempt to reach the tiny Catalonian town of Collioure, a story to be detailed at a later time in another blog post. After I returned from my early morning jaunt to the train station across town we set off to further discover Marseille, eating one-euro strawberries on le plage Malmosques and seeing the Port d'Orient, a majestic statue marking, for all intents and purposes, the gateway out of the Western world. We took it fairly easy, having walked our feet off the two days before.
Wednesday I finally made my pilgrimage to Collioure (an epic tale of late trains, vast vineyards, and kind old prizefighters that I will save for another day) and today, Thursday, we hopped a flight for Naples. I was quite saddened to see Marseille drop away into the maritime mists this afternoon, having left a sizeable chunk of my heart there, but I won't complain; the world awaits!
Thursday, April 11, 2013
She Went to Paris
I hope for your sake that you are familiar with the beautiful Jimmy Buffett ballad "He Went to Paris." It's one of the songs that my dad (Hi, Dad!) used to sing to my sister and I (hi, Audra!) as children, and a song that has always made me want to go to Paris.
In the song, a young man, "impressive, young, and aggressive," goes to the city looking for answers to questions that bother him so. While I don't have more questions to bother me so than the next person, i need as much help as i can get saving the world on my own and Paris, if anywhere else, is just the place to start looking.
Paris is a city with many names: city of lights, eternal city, the city of lovers, jewel of the seine, Ile de France. According to the commentary on the evening boat we took down the Seine, its Chinese name translates literally into city of flowers.
Our name for paris includes an expletive not entirely fit for print (unless you are James Joyce; then you will print it all you want).
I have decided, after almost four days in the city of lights/flowers/lovers/eternity, that paris was made for three types of people:
People in love,
People with money,
And people who smoke.
I am not in love, have little to no money, and categorically do not smoke. Therefore, Paris is not the city for me.
That is not to say that this city isn't beautiful or fascinating or highly entertaining; on the contrary, i am immensely enjoying myself here. It's relaxing and fun, almost so much as to put my ambitions at bay. However, i can't help but rue my limited funds each time i see someone dressed head to toe in gorgeous Chanel stepping from the doorway of a fabulous Haussmann, on her way to some fete in a gallery high above the lights of the city. I wish i had the gumption to request seating in the smoking sections of the thousand cafes scattered across the arrondissments where, under the low-hanging clouds of Gallic cynicism and smoke, tomorrow's masterpieces are being penned.
And if i see one more couple loudly kissing along the banks of the Seine, i might lose it and up and push them in, shouting "trouvez une chambre!"
But enough about that. I have had a brilliant fourish days despite the pervading downpour and a few rude waiters.
We rolled into Paris on Monday and spent the evening cruising the avenues around the Eiffel tower, oohing and aahing at dusk when it suddenly lit up and began to dance with a flashbulb lightshow that is positively dazzling. Tuesday we slept in, having gone a good 48 hours without sleep, before heading to le tour de Montparnasse, which affords a breathtaking view of the city. From the top we watched a thunderstorm roll in from the East, soaking the ant-sized tourists and rooftops below. We spent the day wandering, with stops at St. Louis des Invalides (a church with the most lovely golden dome) and the Musee de l'Armee- the French military museum, for those of us who made the smart choice and took Spanish or German or Latin in high school.
(Jokes aside, my rudimentary grasp of the French language, a grasp unworthy of my impending French minor, has served us extremely well so far. I will accept pats on the back for this).
Wednesday we woke up early and ate cheap croissants on our way to the north side of the river for Sainte-Trinite, another spellbinding church, the Lafayette gallery, the world's first department store, and my favorite site in Paris so far, the Opera Garnier. Words cannot describe the opera, a building whose more delicate engravings used to be my computer background during high school. The auditorium, its piece de resistance, was closed for ballet rehearsal, but we were able to look into it and see a part of the ballet, which was a treat in and of itself. I will simply have to return to Paris someday when i am fabulously wealthy, madly in love, or a chain smoker (or all three, or maybe just two) to see it for myself. That evening we took a boat tour down the Seine, protected from the torrential rain by a glass canopy and serenaded in turns by accordions and a running audio commentary.
Today we spent the better part of the morning searching for passage to Marseille, our next port of call, before heading out to see the Latin Quarter and- the holy grail of Parisian churches- Notre Dame de Paris. My usual lucidity fails me in describing Notre Dame, which took two hundred years to complete and which has sheltered the prayers of the faithful for almost nine hundred years.
Now we've taken refuge in the window box of a cafe directly across the canal from Notre Dame. It is the perfect spot for people-watching and typing up a blog post and, if the weather holds, we'll soon be off to l'arc de Triomphe.
All of this amazingness has left us incredibly lucky; the two sweet Vietnamese exchange students who shared our hostel suite for the past two nights weren't so lucky. They were pickpocketed every day they were here, and were extremely glad to put Paris at their backs this morning.
We haven't been pickpocketed- yet -but we have had dismal luck with couchsurfer hosts. Not one or two but three have turned out to be sketchy, absent, nonexistent, or an awkward combination of the three. Thus, we have been staying in the best hostel i've ever seen in porte de vanves. It has a spiral staircase and clean beds and private bathrooms. It's nicer than my apartment at home.
I must now, before going on to anything else, confirm the rumor that Paris has the best food in the world (besides in my own home, of course). Divine baguettes and pain au chocolate is available for less than a euro in every corner boulangerie and you can avail yourself of fresh strawberries still wet with dew in the heart of the city at any number of fruit sellers. The coffee comes in doll-sized cups but it's well worth the price for a few delicious, dark teaspoons. Tiny creperies squashed between upscale investment brokers and bohemian clothing shops (all tragically expensive) serve all manner of food wrapped in a pastry light as air, one whose perfection my own crepes (lumpy little buggers) will never hope to approach. I could live indefinitely off of Parisian food.
While we half-jokingly have complained that PARIS HATES US every time the clouds have split and soaked us or we've had to lurk outside an upscale restaurant, leeching wifi to find a hostel, overall things have been grand. I love the accordionists that stroll the metro lines, serenading young ladies in strange non-French languages, and the two-euro wine and cheese that can be picked up for a picnic to embody Hemingway's "moveable feast." i love how it's perfectly acceptable to spend an afternoon reading and writing and peoplewatching and peoplelistening in a cafe, and i love the friendly Parisians (not like the rude waiters we've encountered) who have been glad to regale us with heavily-accented tales and advice. While i am looking forward to the coast of Marseille and the Mediterranean sun, Paris has done its best to answer those questions that bother me so. Even if it hasn't, it has tried its best to distract me from them, which is just fine by me.
Now about those questions that bothered me so: i've not had a straight answer yet, but am beginning to think that a few cryptic, encoded answers have come my way. The first happened in the breezeway of the Musee de l'Armee, where Shannon and I we trying to find our way to an exhibit on Napoleon. A grizzled docent leaning on his cane presumed we were Italian ("bella! Bella! Vieni!") and beckoned us over to show us the way. I explained that we were Americans and had minimal grasp on Italian and my friend did not speak French.
"then you will not understand the Napoleon," the docent said. "do not go."
I tried to convey to him that i could translate the information from French for my friend, but he shook his head and told me that I lacked the historical background to do so.
"i have a bit of background in nineteenth-century military history," i protested.
With that, the docent looked into my eyes with his rheumy gaze and shook his head slowly, saying with a sad air "You will never know the history; you can only dream."
What that is supposed to mean is beyond my powers of comprehension.
So i will have to run away to the Caribbean to find the answers to my questions, apparently, because Paris is a city that knows how to keep its secrets.
A bientot!
In the song, a young man, "impressive, young, and aggressive," goes to the city looking for answers to questions that bother him so. While I don't have more questions to bother me so than the next person, i need as much help as i can get saving the world on my own and Paris, if anywhere else, is just the place to start looking.
Paris is a city with many names: city of lights, eternal city, the city of lovers, jewel of the seine, Ile de France. According to the commentary on the evening boat we took down the Seine, its Chinese name translates literally into city of flowers.
Our name for paris includes an expletive not entirely fit for print (unless you are James Joyce; then you will print it all you want).
I have decided, after almost four days in the city of lights/flowers/lovers/eternity, that paris was made for three types of people:
People in love,
People with money,
And people who smoke.
I am not in love, have little to no money, and categorically do not smoke. Therefore, Paris is not the city for me.
That is not to say that this city isn't beautiful or fascinating or highly entertaining; on the contrary, i am immensely enjoying myself here. It's relaxing and fun, almost so much as to put my ambitions at bay. However, i can't help but rue my limited funds each time i see someone dressed head to toe in gorgeous Chanel stepping from the doorway of a fabulous Haussmann, on her way to some fete in a gallery high above the lights of the city. I wish i had the gumption to request seating in the smoking sections of the thousand cafes scattered across the arrondissments where, under the low-hanging clouds of Gallic cynicism and smoke, tomorrow's masterpieces are being penned.
And if i see one more couple loudly kissing along the banks of the Seine, i might lose it and up and push them in, shouting "trouvez une chambre!"
But enough about that. I have had a brilliant fourish days despite the pervading downpour and a few rude waiters.
We rolled into Paris on Monday and spent the evening cruising the avenues around the Eiffel tower, oohing and aahing at dusk when it suddenly lit up and began to dance with a flashbulb lightshow that is positively dazzling. Tuesday we slept in, having gone a good 48 hours without sleep, before heading to le tour de Montparnasse, which affords a breathtaking view of the city. From the top we watched a thunderstorm roll in from the East, soaking the ant-sized tourists and rooftops below. We spent the day wandering, with stops at St. Louis des Invalides (a church with the most lovely golden dome) and the Musee de l'Armee- the French military museum, for those of us who made the smart choice and took Spanish or German or Latin in high school.
(Jokes aside, my rudimentary grasp of the French language, a grasp unworthy of my impending French minor, has served us extremely well so far. I will accept pats on the back for this).
Wednesday we woke up early and ate cheap croissants on our way to the north side of the river for Sainte-Trinite, another spellbinding church, the Lafayette gallery, the world's first department store, and my favorite site in Paris so far, the Opera Garnier. Words cannot describe the opera, a building whose more delicate engravings used to be my computer background during high school. The auditorium, its piece de resistance, was closed for ballet rehearsal, but we were able to look into it and see a part of the ballet, which was a treat in and of itself. I will simply have to return to Paris someday when i am fabulously wealthy, madly in love, or a chain smoker (or all three, or maybe just two) to see it for myself. That evening we took a boat tour down the Seine, protected from the torrential rain by a glass canopy and serenaded in turns by accordions and a running audio commentary.
Today we spent the better part of the morning searching for passage to Marseille, our next port of call, before heading out to see the Latin Quarter and- the holy grail of Parisian churches- Notre Dame de Paris. My usual lucidity fails me in describing Notre Dame, which took two hundred years to complete and which has sheltered the prayers of the faithful for almost nine hundred years.
Now we've taken refuge in the window box of a cafe directly across the canal from Notre Dame. It is the perfect spot for people-watching and typing up a blog post and, if the weather holds, we'll soon be off to l'arc de Triomphe.
All of this amazingness has left us incredibly lucky; the two sweet Vietnamese exchange students who shared our hostel suite for the past two nights weren't so lucky. They were pickpocketed every day they were here, and were extremely glad to put Paris at their backs this morning.
We haven't been pickpocketed- yet -but we have had dismal luck with couchsurfer hosts. Not one or two but three have turned out to be sketchy, absent, nonexistent, or an awkward combination of the three. Thus, we have been staying in the best hostel i've ever seen in porte de vanves. It has a spiral staircase and clean beds and private bathrooms. It's nicer than my apartment at home.
I must now, before going on to anything else, confirm the rumor that Paris has the best food in the world (besides in my own home, of course). Divine baguettes and pain au chocolate is available for less than a euro in every corner boulangerie and you can avail yourself of fresh strawberries still wet with dew in the heart of the city at any number of fruit sellers. The coffee comes in doll-sized cups but it's well worth the price for a few delicious, dark teaspoons. Tiny creperies squashed between upscale investment brokers and bohemian clothing shops (all tragically expensive) serve all manner of food wrapped in a pastry light as air, one whose perfection my own crepes (lumpy little buggers) will never hope to approach. I could live indefinitely off of Parisian food.
While we half-jokingly have complained that PARIS HATES US every time the clouds have split and soaked us or we've had to lurk outside an upscale restaurant, leeching wifi to find a hostel, overall things have been grand. I love the accordionists that stroll the metro lines, serenading young ladies in strange non-French languages, and the two-euro wine and cheese that can be picked up for a picnic to embody Hemingway's "moveable feast." i love how it's perfectly acceptable to spend an afternoon reading and writing and peoplewatching and peoplelistening in a cafe, and i love the friendly Parisians (not like the rude waiters we've encountered) who have been glad to regale us with heavily-accented tales and advice. While i am looking forward to the coast of Marseille and the Mediterranean sun, Paris has done its best to answer those questions that bother me so. Even if it hasn't, it has tried its best to distract me from them, which is just fine by me.
Now about those questions that bothered me so: i've not had a straight answer yet, but am beginning to think that a few cryptic, encoded answers have come my way. The first happened in the breezeway of the Musee de l'Armee, where Shannon and I we trying to find our way to an exhibit on Napoleon. A grizzled docent leaning on his cane presumed we were Italian ("bella! Bella! Vieni!") and beckoned us over to show us the way. I explained that we were Americans and had minimal grasp on Italian and my friend did not speak French.
"then you will not understand the Napoleon," the docent said. "do not go."
I tried to convey to him that i could translate the information from French for my friend, but he shook his head and told me that I lacked the historical background to do so.
"i have a bit of background in nineteenth-century military history," i protested.
With that, the docent looked into my eyes with his rheumy gaze and shook his head slowly, saying with a sad air "You will never know the history; you can only dream."
What that is supposed to mean is beyond my powers of comprehension.
So i will have to run away to the Caribbean to find the answers to my questions, apparently, because Paris is a city that knows how to keep its secrets.
A bientot!
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Updates From the Road (too many adventures)
Dear readers (all three of you):
Yet again I have been remiss and have neglected to post a thing in the Irelandiary for many a day. This is not good and I am sorry. BUT instead of posting, I have been having brilliant adventures to tell you about! Last week was spent traversing the Irish island with my fabulous aunt Rita. We saw twenty-two of thirty-two counties, in all four provinces, saw ships, sheep, a causeway, castles, drumlins, churches, pubs, distilleries, and CLIMBED SKELLIG MICHAEL. It was utterly smashing and I will do it justice with a post the length of a short novel... When I return to Cork and my computer and the photographs therein.
Now, if I'm not in the sweet city of Cork with my computer, where might I be?
I am, if you really want to know, in Paris, in fair sight of the Eiffel tower, with a tummy full of one-euro baguette and a fistful of stories to share. Yesterday I was in Caen, and the day before I was in Portsmouth. The day before I was on a monolith. I have taken an innumerable number of planes, buses, trains, and even one swank ferry to get here, to Paris, to stare out of my haussmanian window at the lights of porte-de-vanves.
I will try to remedy my utter lack of consistency last month by keeping all o ye updated from the road as I navigate my way across the continent and back again. The posts will be short and sweet and sadly devoid of pictures, since my camera needs my home computer to load photographs. Therefore the blog's ambitious promise of "a superb number of phototype engravings" is a bold and untrue claim.
You will be getting posts from the road, from locations scattered across Europe like so many pieces of confetti from a day-old One Direction concert. So prepare thyself.
A bientot!
Yet again I have been remiss and have neglected to post a thing in the Irelandiary for many a day. This is not good and I am sorry. BUT instead of posting, I have been having brilliant adventures to tell you about! Last week was spent traversing the Irish island with my fabulous aunt Rita. We saw twenty-two of thirty-two counties, in all four provinces, saw ships, sheep, a causeway, castles, drumlins, churches, pubs, distilleries, and CLIMBED SKELLIG MICHAEL. It was utterly smashing and I will do it justice with a post the length of a short novel... When I return to Cork and my computer and the photographs therein.
Now, if I'm not in the sweet city of Cork with my computer, where might I be?
I am, if you really want to know, in Paris, in fair sight of the Eiffel tower, with a tummy full of one-euro baguette and a fistful of stories to share. Yesterday I was in Caen, and the day before I was in Portsmouth. The day before I was on a monolith. I have taken an innumerable number of planes, buses, trains, and even one swank ferry to get here, to Paris, to stare out of my haussmanian window at the lights of porte-de-vanves.
I will try to remedy my utter lack of consistency last month by keeping all o ye updated from the road as I navigate my way across the continent and back again. The posts will be short and sweet and sadly devoid of pictures, since my camera needs my home computer to load photographs. Therefore the blog's ambitious promise of "a superb number of phototype engravings" is a bold and untrue claim.
You will be getting posts from the road, from locations scattered across Europe like so many pieces of confetti from a day-old One Direction concert. So prepare thyself.
A bientot!
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